Dear John [insert OPI instead]

Dear OPI,
I love your nail polish. But I wish your glass bottles were not so easily broken. So that when they get into the mitts of the slippery-handed (namely, me) they would not fall and shatter on the tiled floor of David Jones. I also wish you were cheaper too...
From, Me.

Colours: 'Tainly Look Marvelous' and the famous 'My Private Jet'

For the record, I do not like Katy Perry at all.
But I do love these colours...colours as stated on the photo.